The Angry Earth

Its Easter and one of the world's major religions is celebrating its most significant event. To mark the occasion a religious figure entered the oval office to pray on behalf of a nation. Predictably the impassioned plea to the almighty was

When the earth started burning And you cowered in your homes

Have you noticed how much cleaner the air has been recently? Have you noticed how the sky has turned blue without the vapour trails to blot it out?

Why is it that actors, footballers and other entertainers are amongst the highest paid on the planet?